madsdanishpastry:

I hate waking up in the morning and you can already tell the day is going to be bad

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casisapimpofthelord:

meinenaffenhosen:

gilaerlinn:

nightvalenoticeboard:

Glitter is not glitter. It has never been glitter. It is thousands of tiny, shimmering demons which grasp tight to all surfaces for fear of the winds of change. They are probably harmless.

*sits down and quietly ponders the existence of glitter demons*

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well hi there supernatural

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deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.

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spektrmodule:

ahodori:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

who gives a shit tho

we’re the first generation to be able to carry around a tiny magic computer in our pockets and that’s way more awesome and interesting than this sappy nostalgic bullshit go listen to records on vinyl or smt

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xaynmalik:

nue:

i get so uncomfortable when people ask me what im doing on the computer like can u not

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nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

order a fucking pizza with me and watch a fucking shitty film with me and play with my fucking hair and wear my fucking tees to bed and fall asleep in my fucking arms you fucking fuck 

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tokomon:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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penandpage:

indigoair:

hobbit-queen:

sweet-bitsy:

laughingsquid:

Lion Cubs Adorably Attempt To Imitate Father’s Roar

WHAT IF YOU HAD TO LISTEN TO THIS

A PRIDE OF THIS

A pride of squeakers.

He’s like NO NO, LIKE THIS. RUUUUH RUUUUH RH RH RH WHY CAN’T YOU DO IT

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liesmiths:

BUT look at his face

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so proud of his new shield and then peggy shoots him

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